ridiculously effective meta ads, because no-one ever paid their mortgage with impressions.
Is this you...?
What you want is an ad that breaks the Internet.
What you’ve got is an ad with all the swagger of a knitting pattern.
You’ve tried ChatGPT for a month before you worked out you sound like everyone else.
You’ve tried Noah at the print cartridge recycling shop who runs a side-hustle marketing small businesses but can’t market himself.
And you’ve tried the in-house “how hard can it be” department who’ve answered their own question.
And all you have to show for it is a hole in your Starling account where a few grand used to be.
How close are we?
Indulge us....
Listen, if you like your coffee real, your Martinis filthy, and you ads viral, then you're our kind of people. We like you already. So indulge us for sixty seconds..
The Art
If your ad doesn’t grab the reader by the throat and whisper:
“Read me motherfucker”.
If it’s not getting you summoned to your prospects boardroom or waved through security at Davos.
Then it’s not doing its job.
Ads like that aren’t born in ChatGPT. They come from years of experience helping brands big and small to get noticed.
It comes from having the plums to swim in the opposite direction.
It comes from doing things that are audacious and wildly uncomfortable.
Want to chat about ads that scream "Read me mofo"? Click below
The Science
Assuming you haven’t bailed out yet, once you have your perfect ad, it’s no good if it’s not finding its way to the right people.
It’s no use showing an ad about ribeye steak to a vegan who’s just eaten.
Running poorly targeted social media ads is the quickest way to empty your bank account. It’s like standing on the roof of your house and throwing £50 notes in front of a leaf blower.
I’m not saying we’re good, but we could drop a message down the chimney of a pizza loving Spurs fan from Romford who only drinks vodka on Thursdays.
We know the science of Meta ads better than Zuck.
We’ve managed millions of pounds of ad spend for more than one hundred brands, from FTSE100 to startup and generated thousands of leads.
And we’re sitting here waiting to manage yours.
Mad Men (and women)
The Artist
Scorpio. Non-smoker.
HUMBLEBRAG: I've built two scale businesses but my favourite thing is having an idea for an ad and turning it into something so smooth it wouldn’t look out of place ordering Vodka Martini on the rocks, shaken, not stirred.
FUN FACT: My pronouns are Don/Draper.
The Scientist
Aquarius. Gym bunny.
HUMBLEBRAG: Despite managing ad campaigns across many industries, budgets, and countries, I still die inside when someone tells me they boosted a post.
FUN FACT: Calm in chaos, fuelled by caffeine.
their words not ours
We're not ones for tooting our own horn but...
The results were fantastic
When we launched a new product, we were looking for a very specific vibe. Peter & Jo got it straight away. We loved the process they took us through and the results they produced were fantastic.
Sam Morton,
Chief Commercial Officer, Redu Group
A 42% bounce in my revenue
Jo's a fucking legend. She's changed my business and helped me reach a much wider audience and this year her changes have equated to a 42% bounce in my revenue.
Catherine Gladwyn,
Virtual Assistant, Mentor, & Coach
I'm getting attention from the right people
I feel like I have a personal mentor as I navigate the challenge of creating more effective advertising campaigns. Suddenly I'm getting attention from the right people.
Mark Ward,
Ocean Infinity
A game changer
I was overwhelmed with everything I'd consumed about Facebook ads, but Jo gave a clear outlook and what they all mean and what my next steps were
Claire James
Director, Bink Financial
Most productive work we've done
It’s been a pleasure working with you - this has been some of, if not the most productive work that we’ve done on Mollis to date. My only regret is that we had not done this sooner!
Luke Watson,
Managing Director, Mollis Group
I've been constantly booked out with clients.
Because of my work with Jo I have been constantly booked out with clients through the growth of my email list and community building
Tricia Murray,
Therapist | Coach | Doula
The results were exceptional
What I ended up with from Peter was exceptional. He has a fantastic creative way with ideas.
Mark Fritz,
Founder and Managing Director, Procedor
More conversations with great prospects
The results, more conversations with great prospects, were almost immediate.
Paul Dufays,
Managing Director, Brigg Macadam
Stop right there (thank you very much)
I've seen enough.
If all of that's true, then go right ahead
